Dave Letterman Vs. Paris Hilton

No contest.


One is the king of late night. The other is a talentless, vacuous joke that has herpes. The outcome was decided before the show even started.





My favorite thing about this interview, is she probably doesn't even realize how badly she's being mocked from start to finish. With that said, I'm just jealous she got to meet Dave and sit in that chair. I'd gladly take a very public insult-a-thon if it meant I could hang out with Dave Letterman for 8 minutes.


And I know I'm a few days late on this, but it's worth another view, don't you think?

Can You Spot What's Wrong In This Picture?

Answer: Everything.






Quick, someone guess how these two geniuses "earned" their citizenship. It obviously wasn't by learning how to spell "citizenship".


I wish I could write some kind of funny caption that would be fitting for this particular image, but there's really nothing else you can say. All I know is that I hope the woman in pink is appointed the US ambassador to the UN as soon as humanly possible.